The Princess Diaries

Suddenly realised a lot of girls from my sec sch love to be called princess. A random check in Friendster revealed a lot of friends who put their occupations as "Full Time Princess". A certain reader of this blog loves to refer to herself as Princess Danielle.

Why the sudden interest in Princesses? Cos I suddenly feel like becoming one! WHY?! Cos they say Paris Hilton is the Princess of a hotel chain, and soon-to-be princess of a shipping chain!!! And she's my idol! So I wanna be a Princess. Full stop. No lar.. make that a comma. 2nd half of the story... one day a friend suddenly called me "Princess", and damn... I actually find that I love being called a princess!!!! YAY so shiok rite the feeling? Princess KS. Princess KS. PRINCESS KS!!!! K from now on, I will be called the Pugilistic Princess ok?! Not 武林盟主 anymore.. call me 武林公主!!! YAY!!!

Haha k now moving on to the topic requested by Ms KY... Oops! I mean.. my 谁. K shucks I know this is not gonna make Ja happy.. but I promised them I'm gonna blog about this... make this one more exception k Ja? Or u stop reading from now on. Haha. Mixing around with too many girls older than me (those 成年人) is no good for me hor?! Me guai guai 小孩子 brain get polluted. Den get bullied by those 大姐姐 also.. so 可怜!

Heh enough of bullshit. If I tok any more cock my 谁 will not be happy. I better start talking more about her latest innovation! One fine day, she was chatting with a friend about her new toy, that tiger-striped one. Yep the vibrator. And that friend seemed damn interested in that toy! She kept asking my 谁 questions about the toy. So much so that my 谁 got so tired that she offered to give that toy to her friend. But her friend dowan.. cos she scared later pple used before.. might have STD. So my 谁 decided to 好人做到底, give her alcohol swab to clean the toy. But that friend still scared. And so the story goes.

Suddenly my 谁, with a stroke of genius, decided to invent this new toy for that friend! Err.. maybe call it a modified toy!!!! Inspired by the i symphony! A musical toy!!!! Vibrates following the music! Your choice of rhythm... whether u wanna play classical or techno is up to u! Cool hor?! My 谁 so innovative! She asked me not to post her name cos she so creative she shy. Heh but wanna know who she is can ask me on msn. Even though I know most of u from BS reading this already know who she it. Wahahahaha k think I better stop here. Getting too much bad influence from all these people... kns. I'm getting rotten. I better start mixing with more guai kias... agree?! YES!! Haha all these 损友s rotting me!!!! ARGHHH!