Reasons why I hate taking the MRT sometimes... 2 incidents just today alone!!!!!
In the morning as I was on my way to school, I was standing on the train from Jurong East to Boon Lay, and due to the cramped conditions of the train, I was squashed between many people.
And the miracle is... everybody was fighting to hold on to the same pole for balance! And in certain cramped conditions, the body sweat glands tend to release more sweat.... certain postures that the people take up puts them in the maximal position to air their ahem.. sweat production areas. And it so happens that SUAY SUAY this morning I gotta be standing in the space where THREE separate people decided to air their armpits. WAH BIANGZ there's this invention called the DEODORANT.. can you people like, USE IT?!
KS is the one in purple.. too lazy to draw in the last one. Haha. Disgusting rite?!?!?! Poor KS... had to endure the stench for 3 stops!!!!
After the day ended, when she thought that the worst MRT experience of the day was already over.... she was SOOO WRONG!!! There was MORE to come!!!
She was walking towards to MRT with Wingyan after lessons had ended, and suddenly, she heard that dreaded sound... that continuous beeping..... beeping... beeping......... THE TRAIN WAS GOING TO LEAVE SOON!!!! Of cos being KS, she heck all demure-ness and girlishness... and started to RUN for the MRT door!!!!!! Faster faster FASTER!!!!! The train door was slowly closing........ slowly.......
She decided that both Wingyan and her were small-sized enough to squeeze through! So she continued running!!!! And she squeezed thru the door!!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!! Then she turned to look for Wingyan........ and DAMN!!! Suddenly she remembered..... Wingyan is HOW DEMURE LAR!!!! How is it possible that she will run with her and squeeze thru the door?! So suddenly Hercules took over KS and guess what she did........................................
She used her hands and file and decided to hold the door open for her darling Wingyan!!!!! What a BEAUTIFUL stunt!!!!!!! She shouted to Wingyan, "QUICK QUICK QUICKKKKKK I can't hold the door open for long... you are skinny enough.. quick come!!!!!!"
Shucks... but being the ever-demure-girl, Wingyan juz gave her a very embarassed look from behind the shield of her long blonde hair.... and shook her head softly.... using the gentle flick of her finger to decline KS's invitation.......
Eh... don't any of you go ask for the security camera tapes for 15th August at Boon Lay MRT station ahhhh.. I'm warning you.... Don't OK!!!! KS was NOT caught on security camera performing stunts in public... she was NOT k?!????
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