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I think it's really time I start behaving more like a girl. Lesser and lesser guys are treating me like one!!! In the course of a day, I had 2 MSN conversations that normal males would NEVER say to someone they treat as a normal female. A normal demure, pure and innocent female! Eh and KS is SUPPOSED to be normal, demure, pure and innocent k?! Walau.

First one involves this guy, let's call him Mr B. We were talking about yandaos and chiobus and ourselves.

Mr B: Stop dreaming of all the cute freshies you met at camp! Stop scaring them! They see you they will run away!

KS: No lor I even found a chance to talk to my Guo Pin Chao-lookalike. Though it's only cos I needed to brief him. Haha

Mr B: Oh man.. stop dreaming. I'm more yandao can?

KS: Uhh.. now YOU are dreaming.

Mr B: Not of YOU.

KS: Oh please.. I wouldn't wanna be in your dream!

Mr B: Neither would I wanna be in yours. But I guess it's not possible is it? You can't help dreaming of me right? Just try not to have wet dreams of me.

KS: WET DREAMS?! Now you are really dreaming.

Mr B: Nah I would never wanna have wet dreams of you.

KS: Any dreams of you would be called a NIGHTMARE!

Mr B: A wet nightmare?

KS tries to gek innocent: What?! What's a wet dream?! I dunno lor! I really don't! How come dreams also can get wet one?!
Ahem.. pure and innocent proper young ladies are not supposed to know what wet dreams are hor. *coughs* KS is a pure and innocent proper young lady.

Next one, let's call him Mr A. This is someone I only knew not too long ago.. and damnit he's already not treating me like a proper demure young lady! @#%$%@!!!

I forgot what we were talking about that led to this first sentence here, but it was REALLY something proper and had nothing to do with this sentence at all. Really lar. I dunno what happened. Really. Forgot.

Mr A: I like to think dirty things, surf porn, byo chiobus etc etc.

KS: Uhhh oh ok. But don't all males do that? Haha. Unless they are monks lar.

Mr A: Who told you monks don't think dirty things? Just that they cannot do anything about what they think.

KS: No lar I don't think they do. They are supposed to be monks leh.

Mr A: Ha.. monks also sure think about such things one.. unless they got no nuts.

The tea KS was drinking spewed from her mouth onto the table.

Ok I give up.. life is too short to gek demure and not enjoy the joy of such humour! You see ah, you gek demure you still have to pretend you dunno what they are talking about and then cannot laugh out loud!! Like, "Huh? Nuts? What nuts? Macadamia? Or peanuts?" And as the saying goes, um cheo too much will get nei shang (internal injuries).. some more still have to um cheo and at the same time think of some innocent words to say to pretend you dunno what they are talking about! Like that use up too much power.. even wulinmengzhu also cannot tahan.

K so from now on.. come ah come.. tell me anything under the sun. Wulinmengzhu bio student.. you make any mistakes anywhere also she can correct you. No need ke qi hor. Got any questions about human anatomies can also ask her. She will try her best to provide you with information. But don't ask her which is the best porn site around or which is the best AV movie around lar.. that one she's still trying to find out.