HAHA Mr Fox has found the ultimate guide to Beng-ism!!

HAHAHA a MUST-READ!

But rite.. I personally feel that the definition of Ah Bengs given in that site is a little outdated.. hahahaha.. hahahaha check out their dressing! WALAU no one dresses like that anymore la! And wat Bugis Junction.. now all ah bengs and ah lians hang out elsewhere liao! Like.. erm.. Far East!

A more accurate definition is given here...

And OH! Actually.. that definition is oso not accurate.

WHO SAYS AH BENGS ONLI FOUND IN SOUTH-EAST-ASIA?!

Walau.. u all ever heard of someone called 谢霆锋 or not?! My childhood idol! The ultimate Beng! The epitome of all beng-ism! The granddaddy of ALL bengs! YES! He was my idol since I was in primary 6! WAH actually I oso quite cool rite?!

NO I AM NOT AN AH LIAN OK! NO not RGS-lian.. not lian at all!

HMPH!