The Legends of the Pugilistic Leader

This is a record of my everyday life, my thoughts and feelings, and my favourite topics. Read it if it's of interest to u!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

It all started a few days ago.... maybe a week. Jing and I were just chit-chatting about mundane topics........... and our conversation went on to that entry I posted about homosexuals.

Jing: Eh your mum really very ignorant leh. How can she not know of the existence of homosexuals in Singapore?!

KS: Dunno leh. She was just very worried about me and then she started to plan all these matchmaking activities for me. Just in case her only daughter turns les. Haha.

Jing: Eh my mum's also very worried about my sexual orientation leh. Haha. The other day she asked me if I was les lar! Then she went on to tell me about her ex classmate, a very pretty girl who turned les cos of this other les who was going after her.

KS: WOW is that so?! You mean even during their time, there were already so many homosexuals around?

Jing: Yar lar. Maybe cos she was from a girls' school, that's why she sees a lot of such things. Which is also why she didn't want me to go to a girls' school.

KS: Oh is it? Ok... so what school was your mummy from?

Jing: Nanchiau.

KS: Oh... I see..

*pauses for a while*

KS: HEY! WAIT! I think my mummy's from Nanchiau too!!!! WHAT?! You mean it's a girls' school?! I never knew!!! Gosh! OMG! So maybe your mummy knows my mummy!!! What's your mummy's name???

Jing: *acts coy* Don't wanna tell you lar... my mummy's shy.

KS, very excited now: EH don't liddat lar.. tell me her surname lar! Surname at least!

Jing: Don't want lar. Auntie is shy. (where auntie refers to Jing's mummy)

KS: Sigh... okok. You ask your mummy if she knows a XXX (KS's mummy's name)

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After a few days, or maybe a week, on 14th June (which is today), suddenly in the afternoon, a sleepy KS receives an sms from a very excited Jing.

Jing: EH ASK YOU! Is your mummy's surname Seow?! I think my mummy knows her!!!

KS, starting to get excited, turns and tells mummy: Eh mummy! I think my that redhill friend's mummy knows you! Your ex classmate from Nanchiau!

KS's mummy: What?! Is it?! What's her name??

KS: Wait I sms her to ask her.

KS's mummy: You stupid fool! Dunno what rubbish you have been eating for so long... become so stupid! How can you tell other's your mummy's name without knowing their mummy's name?! Next time you get kidnapped HOW?!

KS ignores mummy's nagging and excitedly proceeds to sms Jing: Eh Jing! What's your mummy's name?!

Jing replies: ZZ lar! You ask your mummy if she remembers.

KS turns to tell mummy: My friend's mummy's name is ZZ! You know?

KS's mummy: Ask her what's her surname lar. There are a few ZZs in my school last time.

KS smses Jing again: What's your mummy's surname?

Jing: Zheng lar!

KS turns to tell mummy: Zheng. You know?

KS's mummy, very excited now: OH I know her!!!! We used to be very good friends last time!!!

KS, rolling on the floor with laughter now, smses Jing: HEY! My mummy says she used to be besties with your mummy!!

Jing: YAR! They used to be in the same clique!!! Damn FUNNY! Besties' mummies are also besties!!! Auntie was auntie's bestie! Now my mummy bringing out pictures of your mummy to let me see!

KS: WAHAHAHAHA!! My mummy too!! Oh my mummy ask me to tell auntie to come my place sit sit drink tea when she's free! Haha.

Jing: Haha OK! It's a small small world!

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After that, when Jing and KS met for lunch,

Jing: Eh ask you... you have an aunt who's a Chinese physician?

KS, thinks for a while, cannot really recall for some time. Until a few minutes later, it finally dawned on her that one of her aunts indeed used to be a practising Chinese Physician! Only that she's now a kindergarten teacher cos she was not in Singapore when they implemented the Chinese Physician license test or something like that... so she had a career switch.

KS: YES YES YES JING! I have an aunt who's a Chinese physician!!

Jing: Yar! My mum used to work at the same place! The place selling all the Chinese herbs! My mum said she may have played with you before when you were a kid!! Eh! I also used to go to that place to play when I was young! I may have played with you when we were kids! Gosh!

KS: It's really a small small small world!

wahahaha it's all fated!!! We were fated to meet! Tada! Let's eagerly await the auntie besties gathering someday!!! Hiakz!!

2 Comments:

At 12:58 PM, Blogger me said...

really meh? real story ar? Jing really suey...

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger greatshiner said...

yar lar.. real story. haha jing is damn heng k?!

 

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